Do I have your attention?

How about now?

Guy Time

You know ladies, sometimes the guys just
need to hang out and watch TV.

Squirrels

They taunted me this winter.

You bastard.

Weekend Update

This weekend I tried to work on my tan, but as you can see there is an obstacle in my way...



I will not be bested by this screen.


Helped around the house - as you can see she's doing it all wrong. When you tuck it in like that I can't hide under it!


Got in some decent napping. Ah... naps. I highly recommend them.


Hey you... up there. Hello? Yeah, could you pick me up already?

What to do...

Last night we watched Toy Story... well they did. Napping is more my thing.

And bathing... I do a lot of that.

Today started with the fluffy one doing her spastic pawing at the window - why, no one knows.

And I... I hid beneath a rug because that's what I do.

Cooped up as always, though Josh has been home this week, presumably to keep me company, although he has been glued to his chair in front of the computer. I drape myself across his arm in order to subtly hint that he should be paying attention to me, but it hasn't worked. Instead he pulled out the machine of doom that emits noisy obnoxious sounds and sucks up the fluffy one's (aka Ziggy) fur. Not pleased with the turn of events, perhaps I shall hack up a hairball or just loudly complain about the state of things.

Always watching...

One day. One day they will be mine.